Your Weekly Guide to VRV 2/5 – 2/11

You find yourself in an ancient ruin, the crumbling walls thick with moss and overgrown vines. The vast corridor you walk through is completely silent, save for the echoing of your footsteps. You notice a dim glow ahead. You begin to approach, tentatively at first, but the warm light compels you to go faster and faster, until you break into a full sprint. At last you reach the source of the mysterious light: a pedestal. You’ve found them. You found the Sacred Texts. You wipe off the thick film of dust to reveal, in ornate script, the title of the volume: Your Weekly Guide to VRV. You crack the spine and find the following eldritch knowledge: